3. “Vegetarian” vampires The imaginary undead boyfriend of hordes...– i vant to suck your broccoli: 23 unusual vampire variations (@ A.V. Club) My teenage fantasies were not nearly this fucked up.
my friday night
I turned on the telly and there was Gwyneth Paltrow, Mario Batali, Claudia Bassols, and Mark Bittman chilling at some vineyard hotel in Spain eating grilled veggies, drinking wine, chatting about the pillow menu their hotel had to offer, driving around in their Mercedes, shooting the shit about food, getting spa treatments, etc. It was fucking SICK not in a good way. Note to self: marry rich. ...
Because I can't wait...
After January 15, I will be done with most everything that is giving me heartburn and anxiety. From that day forward, I plan on… Eating a meal at a fancy restaurant and taking my goddamn time. Buying that Netflix box and the Wii. Reading the 20+ issues of the New Yorker I’ve left neglected on my bed stand. Taking up some dumb craft like paper beads. Continue watching BSC charge...
Yeah. So what.
I posted a neurosis about poop and pink eye. So what. I think it’s funny. And you know what. You probably think it’s funny too.
the official announcement...finally.
On Monday night, I officially announced the i am neurotic book to be published by HarperStudio. Although the shininess of the event had lost a little of it’s luster since I had to keep it a secret for a while, I’m still ridiculously excited that it’s out there and it’s really starting to come together. Furthermore, the site has been redesigned thanks to the amazing skillz...
I don't like to use this space to kvetch but...
my god, will this week end already??? And pleeeeeaassse let me have fun this weekend despite the utter stress and mental despair I will be experiencing.
The Financial Crisis, as Explained to My... →
This is quite brilliant. Please read.
Wednesday Morning World Implosion
It’s not quite 10am and so far I’ve read that: The UK has passed its own bailout plan. The Nikkei 225 fell 9.4%. Eastern European and Russian banks are failing if they haven’t failed already. and as Steph puts it, “Iceland is seriously going to stop existing.” I’m considering a Ramen noodle, Jiffy peanut butter, and Wonder Bread diet and no more going out...
Blogging for Dollars: How do bloggers make money? →
I can guarantee you that despite the fact i am neurotic has done pretty well, I’m not raking in the dough. I purposely kept ads off the site except for one that is at the very bottom of the page which is probably not the most optimal spot for an ad. I think that one ad has earned me $56 bucks at the very most which is awesome (I think that translates to about 100 McDonald’s apple...
steph gets to meet the cast of twilight: an...
Interviewer: So are you excited for the movie?
Interviewer: Are you a Twilight fan?
Stephanie: Not even if you paid me.
Interviewer: Don't you think Edward is hot?
Stephanie: Edward can chug cock.
Interviewer: Here are some free movie passes to watch the movie with the cast.
Stephanie: Awesome, I'm gonna go slit my wrists, see ya.
Interviewer: Steph, here's a baseball signed by the entire cast of vampires. (http://www.twilightthemovie.com/)
Stephanie: What the fuck, a baseball? I would ram that down my throat in an effort to asphyxiate myself to prevent me from ever having to deal with Twilight again.
There's a good reason why I'm not blogging.
It’s because I’m sharing over Google Reader instead.
I could dip a dirty diaper in the sauce and it would still taste fantastic.– Rose describes the orgasmic meal she ate in Florence.
There is a large Segway user population here.
The MIT Police would like to remind the community that the operation of bicycles, in-line skates, skateboards, Segways or any other form of wheeled personal transportation in Institute buildings, or parking structures, is prohibited. A fine of $25.00 will be imposed.