I'm so ready for home.
This is my fourth night in a hotel and it is not getting any better.
Last night I watched the “Blame Canada” part of South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut in Canada, dubbed in French.
How do you know you've had enough of the world?
When you really enjoy eating breakfast all by yourself at a restaurant and don’t even make an effort to look “busy” with work or reading.
I’m off to Montreal for a conference. I think the only thing I’m looking forward to is putting my BA in French to good use and eating an offensive amount of excellent food. Steph, god bless her generous soul, will be taking the reigns of i am neurotic. starting 2.5 hours ago. I’ll be back with a large gut and a funny, little fridge magnet for the roommates.
Fighting a War Against Distraction →
This was exactly what I needed to read on a Monday morning in The New York Times.
I want it all! I love big brains. I love to eat. I love to be outdoors.” she...– - Cameron Diaz in Us Magazine Yeah, you can have it all when you are 5’9” with kick ass legs and a nice rack.
The Blowfellow Institute for Practical Engineering →
I parked it at 1369 with Case Kerns who told me about his super rad book project.
Phone Messages en Francais
I’m going to Montreal next week for a conference, but am trying to make all my dinner reservations this week. I completely forgot that people speak French there. I ended up leaving Au Pied de Cochon a message in really broken French. I think this is the restaurant that serves all sorts of funky pig parts for dinner. I’m psyched…if they understood my message.
i am neurotic. on the radio →
This radio station in Las Vegas talked about i am neurotic. on the radio. It’s hilarious! Click on the podcast link on the right side bar.
They come that big?
There is a comically large U-Haul truck parked outside my apartment. The sad thing is that it’s probably larger than the 3-bedroom apartment I live in.
Niche Travel Guide →
This is just one of the many websites dickdickvag inc. has to offer. For realz, check it out. Very rad.
me: is the hamster one neurotic?
i also think it's fake
me: dude you're really good at picking out the bad ones. that's because you're the JUDGE... literally
About those kids who talk to the people they play...
Ben: my 15 yo cousin is one of those kids
talks shit to older people around the world
Bobby Kennedy's children fondly remember him. →
i owe steph and everyone else who is helping a big...
Stephanie: Also, I think i'm developing neuroses from this site
today i counted the number of times i swallowed my apple juice
Stephanie: it was four
Indiana Jones and the Saran Wrap Skull
Unfortunately, my opinion of the movie is completely based on three things: 1) the scene with the snake 2) Shia LaBeouf and the monkeys 3) the skull looked like a cheap plastic alien head stuffed with saran wrap