I sliced my foot open on a piece of broken glass and I kind of wish I had taken a picture to show how much I was bleeding. It was gross, but totally mesmerizing at the same time. I’m weird.
Lobster prices fall in Maine, costing no more than... →
For real? Didn’t seem like that last night when the waiter announced that a 5 lb. lobster costs $120.
Scorpions for Breakfast and Snails for Dinner →
This week’s NYT food topic is Chinese cuisine. They did a nice job covering the major topics such as American Chinese food vs. Chinese Chinese food, General Gao’s chicken, and MSG. However, my favorite piece was written by Matthew Forney who lives in China with his Italian wife and two children. People are often baffled and sometimes horrified as to why I eat everything and anything...
10 Things to Scratch From Your Worry List →
The sad thing is that I worry about 6 of the things on that list.
My thoughts on spam.
The least spammers can do is try to match specific audiences with each type of spam. For instance, Viagra, Cialis, or penis enlargement are all things that are non-applicable to me. However, achieving a longer orgasm, how to get a more toned ass, and Jessica Alba’s bare breasts are all things that I’m greatly interested in as a female.
cuil.com is live now, but I’m not sure if I’m feeling it. The design makes my eyeballs hurt. Maybe I’m so googlized that I can’t imagine using anything else.
It’s like a gift from god.– Elian upon discovering Lifetime, Wow!
My friend tried to open a door by turning the knob with a pizza box because he doesnt like to touch door knobs and handles with his bare hands. It was possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. That was two days ago and I’m still chuckling.
story of my credit card
walk in to cosco with the intention to buy just garbage bags. walk out of cosco with a bag of pretzel chips, a $90 toothbrush, and 12 packs of gum. MTV truelife: i’m an impulse shopper with an amex card
This really hot weather is starting to scare me. My air conditioner is on and the only cool area in my room is the 3 square feet right in front of the blowers. It’s been on for 45 minutes.
I'm so afraid of my Amex statement.
I won’t even open it for fear of dying instantaneously when I see the balance.
Claudia Gonson, can I be more in love with you?
Claudia Gonson talks about the mixed tape her ex-boyfriend from the summer of 1983 made for her. (Cassette from my Ex)
iPhone: Day 4
I’m a paranoid freak and feel like I could lose this phone more easily than anything else I own. I constantly check my bag to make sure I have it and try not to make too many phone calls because I feel like I’m being charged $100 per minute of talk time. Sometimes I leave it on my desk and wont touch it for long periods of time because surely, me handling a finely craft instrument...
What the Public Works Department will find in this...
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The most exciting news of the weekend!
STEPH BROUGHT BACK A CRAB FROM MARYLAND FOR MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
I’m ambidextrous.– would that make a good pick-up line?
i am neurotic was on the radio again! Here’s the link to the podcast.
Radio interview perhaps?